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[–] Baba_OReilly 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Shheeeeiiiit... I thought he was gonna pull out the old one-eyed trouser snake and do a little in-out on the Gulliver. All the did was a grab and dash.

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[–] Heebie_Kikeburger 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That poor confused rabbi. Must have confused her for a freshly circumcised infant.

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[–] BrooklynZOGHQ 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

once he hit those steps it was like he was fleeing the lampshade factory

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[–] greycloud 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

"sexual assault" now includes kissing of the face. this involves no sex organs, and is somehow considered sex assault. i think punching someone in the face should be considered sexual assault as should be slapping. i mean its a logical extension of the same principal that kissing is sexual assault. in fact any form of assault that uses body parts to contact another person's body parts should be sexual assault. why not? after all we have already crossed the line of idiocy.

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[–] g03bb3lz [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Wtf? Is this guy literally saying tighten up the assault laws and loosen up the rape ones?

Gtfo you creepy faggot.

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[–] BrooklynZOGHQ 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

so if this dude did this to your sister or daughter you'd be cool with it right?

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[–] greycloud 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

i would laugh my ass off. he walked away afterwards. i would literally point and laugh, and consider it a joke. the thing that makes this not funny is their reaction, your whole opinion would change if the mom there started laughing and pointing.

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[–] confused_teabagger 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Careful Himey! You've let your inner Jew slip in public again ...