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[–] Dontbeafatshit 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I do armed security as a side gig you wouldn't believe how many food dumpsters come wheezing up to me asking how they can get into it. It's pathetic.
[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I blame that horrible mall cop movie... in part.
[–] FreedomToast 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Greg Proops + 400 Big Macs.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
And now, I want to watch Whose Line.
[–] 3110840? 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
Don't worry, he's keeping the donuts safe in his belly.
[–] AOU 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The donuts dumpster.
[–] ForgotMyName ago
FATS! What have you been doing all day? I've hardly seen you at your desk!
I have secured every pastry within a one-block radius sir!
Do you have any for me?
Yes, yes of course sir.
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