I would never hire a fatty in a security position. They are inherently lazy, dishonest and untrustworthy. Every personality trait you really don't want someone in security to have.
Wherever he's being "security" for probably has something like the first Indiana Jones. It's probably like if you steal doughnuts or whatever, this blob just comes rolling down towards you like that boulder.
[–] ChickenMcShitlord ago
Every supermarket security guy in the UK, is fat, for some fucking reason.
Almost makes me want to steal something and have the fat fuck try and catch me.