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[–] ChickenMcShitlord ago 

Every supermarket security guy in the UK, is fat, for some fucking reason.

Almost makes me want to steal something and have the fat fuck try and catch me.

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[–] eapoe ago 

I suspect that toe is very badly infected. Also, that Pringle-pattern sock needs darning.

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[–] Ben77 ago 

I would never hire a fatty in a security position. They are inherently lazy, dishonest and untrustworthy. Every personality trait you really don't want someone in security to have.

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[–] TheTruf ago 

No meal shall pass uneaten!

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[–] AFishyFez 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Wherever he's being "security" for probably has something like the first Indiana Jones. It's probably like if you steal doughnuts or whatever, this blob just comes rolling down towards you like that boulder.

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[–] CatNamedJava ago 

It may work. Block door ways and such.

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[–] CertifiedShitlord ago 

Guarding the fridge?

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[–] geese 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Stands in front of the door, but is so big he blocks the entirety of it, perps can't get out of the building. Sounds like good security to me

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