[–] ChickenMcShitlord 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 5.1 years ago
Every supermarket security guy in the UK, is fat, for some fucking reason.
Almost makes me want to steal something and have the fat fuck try and catch me.
[–] eapoe 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 5.1 years ago
I suspect that toe is very badly infected. Also, that Pringle-pattern sock needs darning.
[–] Ben77 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 5.1 years ago
I would never hire a fatty in a security position. They are inherently lazy, dishonest and untrustworthy. Every personality trait you really don't want someone in security to have.
[–] TheTruf 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 5.1 years ago
No meal shall pass uneaten!
[–] CatNamedJava 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 5.1 years ago
It may work. Block door ways and such.
[–] CertifiedShitlord 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 5.1 years ago
Guarding the fridge?
[–] ChickenMcShitlord ago
Every supermarket security guy in the UK, is fat, for some fucking reason.
Almost makes me want to steal something and have the fat fuck try and catch me.