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[–] Dontbeafatshit 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I do armed security as a side gig you wouldn't believe how many food dumpsters come wheezing up to me asking how they can get into it. It's pathetic.

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I blame that horrible mall cop movie... in part.

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[–] 2drunk 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If security means he watches hidden cameras in changing rooms.

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[–] FreedomToast 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Greg Proops + 400 Big Macs.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

And now, I want to watch Whose Line.

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[–] Fustilarian 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Guarding the fucking pantry

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[–] RielDtok_ 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

He also suffers from too much food security.

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[–] 3110840? 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Don't worry, he's keeping the donuts safe in his belly.

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[–] ForgotMyName ago 

FATS! What have you been doing all day? I've hardly seen you at your desk!

I have secured every pastry within a one-block radius sir!

Do you have any for me?

Yes, yes of course sir.

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[–] AOU 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The donuts dumpster.