I'll happily be "outdated"!
Third will be here in less than a month. My house is a dadbod free zone!
[–] celadarlie 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I would never in a million years date a guy who was that fat. It clearly speaks to their character.
[–] BuckinHipster 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Theyre like a dime a dsozen because nobody wants em! Buy one get one free! Come on down to the bearded chubby guy dumpster and get one today or else well have to shoot em all in the head!
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[–] the_devils_lettuce 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
lol. Upvote for the Soylent Green mention.
[–] droopy2525 ago
How's about a bearded, tatted, fit dude