[–] SuperJetpackHitler 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Having a real pic can be great because girls sometimes message me. More often than that it's gay niggers. I'm not joking. I must be the "type" gay niggers are attracted to.
I haven't seen my cousin for years and the other day I just bumped in to her and she was like "I miss you, you should add me on Facebook!" I'm like what the hell bitch, if you "miss me" so much come to my house, you know where I live. So stupid. Facebook is so pointless. I miss the days of of IM programs - not shit websites where everything has a popularity contest metagame attached to it.
But yeah, you realistically only have a handful of people you consider real friends. I have about two real friends and one of them is my brother. Most people are like this, so fuck all this noise of "teehee I have 1,200 Facebook friends." Imagine how lonely those cretins must be in real life to care that much.
Facebook has saved me once though. Used to go out and see this hot 21 year old giving me "the look" all night. Managed to find out her name through my brother so I looked her up on Facebook. The first post was "MUH DEAD SYRIAN CHILD! LET ALL THE IMMIGRANTS IN! HUMANS! 2015!"
Avoided like the fucking plague. Thanks, Facebook.
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[–] SuperJetpackHitler ago
I think it's pretty sad that messaging a stranger on the internet is a taboo. If you're not being a creepy faggot I don't see what the problem is. I entertain the gays messaging me for a while but they normally figure out I'm not batting for that team and go quiet. The gay niggers are unusually reserved unlike the straight niggers who just want to MUH DIK every woman. I don't really know why it's different, but the nigger is a mysterious animal.
My brother met this cute girl on a night out and she seemed really sociable in real life but he shot her a message on Facebook and it was just ignored. I think if a person ignores you on the internet it's really as rude as them ignoring you in real life. They don't have to talk to you of course, so they could just straight up say "I'm not interesting in a relationship" from the get go and that would be fine, instead of acting like an uptight asshole. I never ignore people who are trying to talk to me. What a nigger thing to do.
What I think makes it funnier is when a person just ignores you on Facebook, but it's someone you know in real life, the next time you see them it makes them feel like an awkward cunt for it, and that's pretty great for for petty revenge.