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[–] SuperJetpackHitler 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Having a real pic can be great because girls sometimes message me. More often than that it's gay niggers. I'm not joking. I must be the "type" gay niggers are attracted to.

I haven't seen my cousin for years and the other day I just bumped in to her and she was like "I miss you, you should add me on Facebook!" I'm like what the hell bitch, if you "miss me" so much come to my house, you know where I live. So stupid. Facebook is so pointless. I miss the days of of IM programs - not shit websites where everything has a popularity contest metagame attached to it.

But yeah, you realistically only have a handful of people you consider real friends. I have about two real friends and one of them is my brother. Most people are like this, so fuck all this noise of "teehee I have 1,200 Facebook friends." Imagine how lonely those cretins must be in real life to care that much.

Facebook has saved me once though. Used to go out and see this hot 21 year old giving me "the look" all night. Managed to find out her name through my brother so I looked her up on Facebook. The first post was "MUH DEAD SYRIAN CHILD! LET ALL THE IMMIGRANTS IN! HUMANS! 2015!"

Avoided like the fucking plague. Thanks, Facebook.

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[–] Gizurr [S] ago 

An excellent point.