[–] pornhub_katie 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) 5.1 years ago
have you considered painting it green so it looks like you're banging princess fionna from shrek?
[–] 3100215? [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 5.1 years ago
That's a waste of money, I just bought it in green.
what're you jewish? no wonder you can't get real green pussy.
[–] greycloud 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) 5.1 years ago
does it work as well as you hoped?
[–] 3100701? [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 5.1 years ago
Like I said, no herpes. Not even a rash.
I've sent a letter to the company.
well sorry for any previous bad experiences you had with the real thing.
[–] 3101959? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 5.1 years ago
Have you ever tried basted eggs?
[–] 3103062? [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 5.1 years ago
No, what are they?
[–] 3103347? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 5.1 years ago
Almost like a sunny side up egg but better
[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 5.1 years ago
[–] 3103072? [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 5.1 years ago
Not much, ever since I got the hidden cameras removed.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 5.1 years ago
[–] 3103152? [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 5.1 years ago (edited 5.1 years ago)
I was, but then I broke off and started a cult. We worship a star that has never been used in any constellations.
We also burn cats.
[–] AmaleksGirlfriend 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 5.1 years ago
Did you write my name on the side?
[–] 3104331? [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 5.1 years ago (edited 5.1 years ago)
Yes, but I know a lot of people named Eva. It was specifically the person who drives the bus to Dallas every day at 5:30.
[–] pornhub_katie 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
have you considered painting it green so it looks like you're banging princess fionna from shrek?
[–] 3100215? [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's a waste of money, I just bought it in green.
[–] pornhub_katie 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
what're you jewish? no wonder you can't get real green pussy.