[–] pornhub_katie 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
have you considered painting it green so it looks like you're banging princess fionna from shrek?
[–] AmaleksGirlfriend 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Did you write my name on the side?
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[–] greycloud 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
does it work as well as you hoped?
[–] 3100701? [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Like I said, no herpes. Not even a rash.
I've sent a letter to the company.
[–] greycloud 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
well sorry for any previous bad experiences you had with the real thing.