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[–] cranky_old_lady 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Elizabeth wrote about how huge he was and how bad he stunk. Probable diabetic ulcer (an "unhealable" wound in his leg) in addition to, IDK, fat-fold stankrot?

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[–] RielDtok_ 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I don't think he bathed much either, since baths were believed to be immoral and spread disease. You can imagine the effect that would have on a 400 pound beast with an "unhealable wound."

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[–] clockworkgirl21 [S] 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

People didn't think baths were immoral, but they did think they could make you sick.

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[–] MaryJaneDoe 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oh dear god. I'd have poisoned myself.

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[–] shittywok 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Henry VIII had a rotting leg from a jousting accident - back then they thought it was best to keep reopening the wound instead of letting it heal. Apparently the smell of rotting flesh plus neverending putrid pus leaking from the wound made him smell vile all the time. Many historians think the accident caused brain damage as well because this was the start of his murdering phase. He also had leg ulcers. It's a pity, in his youth (he became King at the age of 18) he was known for being a fine athlete who would get up at 4am every day for hunting. He beheaded Anne Boleyn barely six months after that jousting accident.

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[–] 3097956? 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

The King and the land are one (size).

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[–] jnyrbl 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I love English history. I have never seen this reference. I knew his leg wound and gout messed with him, but to get to that weight?!

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[–] Stalker42 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

If you were the artist would you paint a king with a reputation for executions in all his lard beast glory?

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[–] Spar7an ago 

I had no idea he was that large

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[–] AOU 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] Spar7an ago 

Jesus, poor girl.

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[–] Teehee134 ago 

...That is so fucking scary. :(

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[–] krck ago 

I just realized what a happy buble I live in. I could not just walk outside and see a couple of 400 pounders. I am not even sure if I've ever seen anyone that fat in person.

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[–] Fattiesaremean 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lucky

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