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[–] ShitladyGyist 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

If I stood sideways, I could probably stand in that cleavage and not touch either breast.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

My word. Perish the thought, child!

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[–] Angxrs 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Neither, all I saw was my vomit, projectiled instantly onto the screen. That needs to die NOW

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[–] Fatkini [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I think it's working on it!

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[–] Angxrs 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Faster! I want to be able to enjoy my leftover stir-fry for lunch.

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[–] OdetteSwan 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Fats always have the worst teeth, this one looks like the mouth of the headless horseman from Sleepy Hollow.

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[–] Angxrs ago 

Great movie

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[–] ShitArchon ago 

It's definitely retarded, but that's true of all scary blackplanets.

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[–] bisexualforviolins 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Do they not make supportive bras for fat people? Or do they not work? Or like this is this too gross to be pondering at 6 in the morning....?

Not even gonna lie, after breastfeeding my tits ain't the bounciest, but I know damn well what to wear to make 'em look well... not like that.

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[–] ItsCalledaSalad 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Also, they're tits are so heavy, the amount of force needed to hold them up in a shape even resembling a breast would cause their shoulders to collapse.

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[–] NoRagrets 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Heh, that's what I saw first too.

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[–] Opposite_Santa 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

We're wired to prefer good looking people, as it implies health. Befriend and mate with healthy people rather than unhealthy people, so both you and your offspring stand a better chance of survival.

So we ignore ugly people almost without realizing.

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[–] UberNado 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

I noticed the flapjack bewbs first.

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[–] Fentiaz 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Is this taken from a slutwalk? You know, those walks where ugly fat women partake to try and kid people into thinking that they are attractive and harassed?

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[–] asesnic 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

That thing's a woman? Looks like a man-shale

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[–] MidwestAnomaly88 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Look at the sausages that thing has for fingers. Ew! I appreciate my alien fingers and delicate 5.5 inch wrists so much more after seeing fat paws.

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