[–] lord_nougat ago
How retarded. Nobody "sabotaged the event, only one chocolate cake was 'sabotaged'.
[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Who brings a dildo to work, or simply happens to have one available at an office bake sale?
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
What, you mean you don't?!
How can you get through the boring day without taking at least one dildo break?
[–] cinderblock 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
I can't answer the first part of that, but the answer to the second part is a pure genius, that's who.
[–] lackscompassion 1 point 11 points 12 points (+12|-1) ago
If the person who did this gets fired I hope they can find solace in how amazing a prank this is.
[–] guinness2 ago (edited ago)
It looks like the orphans will need to make do with the oceans of welfare they receive from my tax dollars...
At least they have dildo cake to eat...
Children in some countries have no dildo cake at all!