[–] SaneGoatiSwear ago
how in the fuck.
i would have literally refused to board.
you are stronger than i, shitlord.
[–] DessertFox ago
This is why they prefer to take cruises.
[–] cruiseshipfatties [S] ago
I wasn't on a cruise during my vacation but you could always tell when a cruise ship came in. Stampede of fat obnoxious blobs huffing and puffing with cameras around their necks. And weirdly the fatter they are, the more colorful and expensive their "athletic" shoes
[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It should be mandatory to have a shower (use a rag on a stick if you can't reach your crack you disgusting blimp monster) and wear clean clothes any time you are required to go on public transport.
[–] asesnic 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
As a (private) pilot, I can tell you that weight is a big issue. The center of gravity has to be in a very precise spot otherwise there is absolutely no control over the plane. Additionally, with all of those hams on board, the weight of the plane is significantly increased, meaning the pilot has to land faster. And too fast of landings can have dire consequences: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FedEx_Express_Flight_80. On my plane, I have a strict no-ham policy. I definitely don't envy airline pilots who deal with hams that weigh as much as the plane itself. Pilots already have to redistribute fuel through various tanks as it burns to maintain the center of gravity, which is complicated enough. And then to have to deal with a plane full of hams? No thanks. In short: I'm a pilot and I hate fat people on airplanes.
[–] dropthefffork 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I had something similar happen. I was on a boeing 717 (~100 people) which was at half capacity and we had to make a family of whales migrate from the back to the front because the center of gravity was too close to the center of lift.
[–] Dayglo_Abortion 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I haven't flown for a number of years. Is it really getting to the point where they have to come up with a plan on dealing with these people? Isn't this the textbook definition of your fat fucking ass impacting other people's lives? Fuck these people. I've taken the Greyhound bus a few times over the last few years...surprisingly few hamplanets.
[–] fabulousalpaca ago
Dear fucking god. That is downright insane.