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[–] FreedomToast 0 points 26 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago (edited ago)
I cannot wait for the day for ticket prices to be (weight + luggage) x price of gas. That may get a lot of shit so, your weight + luggage = Max X. You pay per pound/kg over. This way fatties can bring less and humans can being more.
edit: Math syntax (I should know better :/)
edit2: Even better, Standard price =250 lbs Max weight with luggage. $1/lb above that and save $0.25/lb below the limit.The flights will be healthy, attractive, and fit people flying locations and it becomes a high quality airline.
Clearly we need to start an airline FPH. Let's change the world
[–] President-Sanders 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Can you imagine the tumblrlogic?
Can you just IMAGINE IT? Can you?
So we have a fat tax right now that only humans are paying, in fact, non-humans are getting discounts because of how the ticket prices are spread, we are subsidizing their flights, and by the virtue of sales tax, they aren't getting taxed on anything health related yet - and this is the only way they see, is to plunder from the working humans to pay for the dysfunctional non-humans.
So making it weight based is the way to stop the plunder, but just weight to hear the plunder-logic arguments about how it will be unfair.
Also, fuck you mallrats cunt for trying to pretend you were "able to put the armrests down". you fat cunt.
[–] LawyersPlayDota 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
As a taller guy, I fully support this. I'd gladly pay a bit more if it means crucifying fats.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 54 points 54 points (+54|-0) ago
Fupas should qualify as baggage.
[–] bock ago
Could you imagine pay by weight in the US. Then we would actually have thin privilege. So awesome! I would dearly love to see this instituted on all forms of pay transportation. I mean it already happens when those round things own cars. They buy bigger vehicles and pay more for gas due to weight. This should be carried into every form of trans including buses and subways.