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[–] AppleSlice ago 

This is the craziest thing I've ever read..

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[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It should be mandatory to have a shower (use a rag on a stick if you can't reach your crack you disgusting blimp monster) and wear clean clothes any time you are required to go on public transport.

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[–] TheDude2 ago 

I often get squeezed into an airplane seat because of fatties. Then my neck hurts for days after a flight. FaHO Fats Hurt Others.

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[–] Being 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This has always bothered me. Why don't they just weigh people while they are buying a ticket? It could even be a secret! Employees don't even need to know about it! I can see an issue with people who buy them online (everyone really) not being weighed. It could be passed off as a matter of homeland security that you have to purchase a ticket at the counter once a month or something. meh Point being; it's not being mean, or even fatist(?). It's an actual logistical issue that could be the difference between everyone having a reasonably comfortable flight, and careening out of the fucking sky and slamming into the ground.

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[–] whyamihere ago 

Dont forget you are talking about an industry where overselling a flight with assigned seating is common.

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[–] Being 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah, they actually have to do that because people are assholes.

The problem is that lots of "people" will need to fly for, what ever reason, so they have the secretary book a flight on every airline. When the time comes that they need to go, they see which flight is on time/early/giving blowies and then cancel all the other flights.

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[–] Skinnyphat_sleestak 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Please let us know where the flight was from. So we can all avoid this horrendous land o'lards.

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[–] cruiseshipfatties [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Too late they're everywhere

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[–] fabulousalpaca ago 

Dear fucking god. That is downright insane.

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[–] President-Sanders ago 

You should have walked to the front and tweeted / instagrammed a vine (that's a thing now?) saying that the only ten people to get off where at a normal body weight and you're sick of these fat fuck's ruining everything. You'd be invited to the whitehouse astronomy night and get to hug a freeslave in no time.

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[–] freedumbz 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'd have joined in on getting off the plane. One, you don't have to deal with the stench or the fatties. Two, they will treat you like a god. You will get bumped to first class, red carpet, the works.

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