[–] cruiseshipfatties [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm sure a fatty would drown a human or crush a human in the chaos of a crash. Not gonna lie when the attendants started going thru the safety speech I thought there's no way the rafts would house all these beasts. But we made it back home safe!
[–] convenientreplacemen 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
And if nothing else, by the time the sharks are done with 1/10th of the fatasses, they will be too full to take on any shitlords.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ewwww. Maybe, but they certainly don't come with safety handles! I'd imagine that an amorphous blob, particularly a wet one, would be nigh impossible to hold onto.