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[–] JBridge 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Aye. On that note, most anything having to do with Dwarf Fortress.

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[–] OneTrueCube 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Hey guys, I have way too many babies. Is there any way I could efficiently turn them into food for my wolverine pens without upsetting their parents too much?

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[–] crazyjuan 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

'If I castrate my imprisoned imbecilic son, do I get the Kinslayer trait?' - Person 1

'You didn't kill him, so no you retard. You do know what slayer means right?' - Person 2

'WTF!?!' - Normalfag

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[–] DoomMantia 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

'SSLLLLAAAYYEERRRRR!!!' - a Slayer fan

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[–] NateThomas1979 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

All your base are belong to us

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[–] drakesdoom ago 

We have to blow up the pillar of autumn.

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[–] JohnQCitizen 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Just kill yourself. There is a lighthouse near you. Go jump off of it.

(This is DayZ, usually right after someone spawns at Kamenka)

Go fuck charlie.

(Planetside 2, or any game with a, b and c points. Noob tubes and grenades work wonders)

If you can't kill it, kamikaze it.

(This was said during a flight training session in planetside)

If in doubt, jump out, jump jet to their plane, and c4 it.

(Also planetside, same training session. Never had this work)

When I ring the dinner bell, you run. Get to the docks, get up high where they can't get you. They zombies will go after me, but don't worry I'll be fine.

(DayZ mod, most memorable meeting I've had)

That looks nice Too bad about my tank mines!

(Planetside. Something I say whenever I'm under a sundy about to blow it up Usually followed with a sticky grenade, and running.)

Kill it. Doesn't matter friendly or not, just kill everything.

(Planetside. NC has a looooot of teamkillers.)

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[–] a_random_sith 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

"So, yeah these slaves are worthless. Should I just kill them all now and be done with it?" EVE Online when I picked up slaves as an item.

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[–] TheBeesTrees ago 

I could never get rid of them. I started saving scientists, exotic dancers, janitors, etc, and in my mind I've got a cool little community hanging out in my hanger. I've got bundles of food and water and drink and whatever too. I figure they're now my groupies or organize my bay for me. Maybe wash the Vargur down every now and then. Once an option opens up for me to set them free then I can face that moral dilemma, but being my groupies is certainly better than spacing them or selling them, right?

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[–] Pattoe 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Awesome! I've got some Ipecac, if I get some chocolate milk I can make the ipecac even stronger!

(Binding of Isaac)

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[–] profanion [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The Bible is basically useless unless you want to kill mom to get a halo later on.

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[–] MaxSentence 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yes! I got cancer!!!

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[–] ScientistSupreme 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

'I finally killed madagascar.' -pandemic

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[–] ArsCortica 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Thankfully enough, the baby didn't attack me but just guarded the corpse of its mother, so I could take my time to blow its head off. ~ Fallout New Vegas (Deathclaw babies)