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[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I'd be more inclined to agree if there weren't so many of them. I used to live in a super fat area and it was horrible. Not just because of the fat people, but how fat people vote and what their priorities are. I love parks, having sidewalks, basically anything that lets people be active in their town. Past a certain fatty saturation point it all goes to shit within a community. People who never go outside don't want their taxes going to things that allow and encourage people to be active.
[–] 3016508? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
I see this in my town... People want more things accessible by a 20ft walk from a parking lot. There's a gorgeous hiking trail that leads to a nat gas vent that you can light. It's about 1/4 mile long, and slightly challenging. Hamplanets here keep falling off the trail, and need to be rescued. So, now, the beetus brigade wants the trail paved, steps added, and railings.
I say let them roll down the gorge. We might even be able to make a game of it: BeetusBall.
[–] SaneGoatiSwear 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
it's one little mustache away from being fatler.
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago (edited ago)
"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony sky god's blessings, but because MMMF FRIED CHICKEN MMF THIS IS GOOB."
[–] apoptosis15 ago
a tantalized ultramegaham anticipating the consumption of much fried-whateverthatis...
its prognosis is not good. 5-10 years, tops.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
It's scary how seriously people take food. I'm not very keen on food and I don't want to hate on those who do like their food, but this sort of excitement, especially over fried crap, seems too much. It's only food.
[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
It's not the food. It's the dopamine and endorphins they get from eating it. They scarf that shit down so fast in order to get their high that they don't even taste it.
[–] Simplertimes 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
So they could get dopamine and endorphins from any number of other activities - but food has a special place in their hearts stomachs
[–] A_Vile_Climate 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It really is a drug for these people. You can see it on their faces and in how they act around food. Just like junkies.
Their bodies are crying out for dopamine and endorphins (like from....... physical activity) but they just keep stuffing their fat faces.
[–] sensedontmake 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Food should be taken seriously, It litterally makes or breaks our bodies.
That blubbernaut up there isn't serious about food, or life, or he would not be looking like that.
[–] WittyBlurbSlashWitty [S] 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Yes it'll die soon, probably already is, but this is considered normal. You go to any chain restaurant in America and you'll see a dozen of these things doing the exact same thing and no one is screaming "What the fuck is wrong with you!!?"
It's not John Besh's gnocchi with blue crab and shaved black truffles. Or even authentic down home "slap yo mama" orgasmic fried chicken. It's Sysco chain restaurant fried dog suit.
So many people have accepted life as garbage, eating garbage, rolling in garbage as the norm. Our future as a society is threatened.
[–] bikebikebike 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
So many people have accepted life as garbage, eating garbage, rolling in garbage as the norm. Our future as a society is threatened.>
I think society has failed because it has marked this as acceptable. We should be speaking out about obesity and what its impact is to our future could be.
[–] WittyBlurbSlashWitty [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
Yes, this, I got scornful looks from someone whose opinion I highly value when pointing out if only the fat geek had applied a quarter of that obsession to taking care of themselves a little they wouldn't be a human marshmallow dripping with sweat and grease struggling to breathe just standing there.
They responded, you don't know them, you're making a lot of assumptions.
To which I said, wait it's ok to see an alcoholic and know they're choosing drink over getting help, or a heroin addict, or this being the South a meth head, and in each case you know they have said fuck it I don't care. And we avoid those people and look down upon them vs. someone in recovery struggling to make themselves better. But here you have someone whose addiction has made them three times the size of medically normally, they have to buy clothes in specialty shops, their lives literally revolve around satisfying their addiction, their bodies are a road map of future organ system failures. But because being fat is so common now it's now ok? This is how the Roman empire, something so amazingly well organized, imploded; it ran so well the average citizen couldn't be bothered, decay had become the norm and anyone who railed against it was a radical and ridiculed.
All I got was a hmm in response, I'm hopeful I started a mental worm.
[–] darkmuffin 1 point 10 points 11 points (+11|-1) ago (edited ago)
Fear not, only a pork roast would be that excited over a platter of diabeetus. This is not the feast of an apex human; I am munching on homemade gumbo and apple slices as we speak.
Diabeetus should be its own food group. I can't even identify any of that shit. o.o
[–] KJkrunch 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I'm gonna guess it's chiggen strips and freedom fries.
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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Looks like it's all breaded and deep fried.
...and honestly, there's nothing wrong with that. As I write this, I have downed three entire boxes of chicken balls... this year.
[–] Emperor_Palpalean 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What um... What's a chicken ball? Sounds disgusting
[–] Itsforhismum ago
Yeah tuna avocado wrap here
[–] Dyr0nejk2 ago
I don't know, sometimes a massive plate of shit food is fucking great when planned around. It's just these people don't plan or have self control...