1
27

[–] Angxrs 1 point 27 points (+28|-1) ago 

Redditors

0
12

[–] ShitArchon 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony sky god's blessings, but because MMMF FRIED CHICKEN MMF THIS IS GOOB."

0
17

[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

It's scary how seriously people take food. I'm not very keen on food and I don't want to hate on those who do like their food, but this sort of excitement, especially over fried crap, seems too much. It's only food.

0
8

[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It's not the food. It's the dopamine and endorphins they get from eating it. They scarf that shit down so fast in order to get their high that they don't even taste it.

0
3

[–] A_Vile_Climate 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It really is a drug for these people. You can see it on their faces and in how they act around food. Just like junkies.

Their bodies are crying out for dopamine and endorphins (like from....... physical activity) but they just keep stuffing their fat faces.

0
2

[–] Simplertimes 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So they could get dopamine and endorphins from any number of other activities - but food has a special place in their hearts stomachs

0
7

[–] Fentiaz 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Especially cos its hard to eat good fried food outside your home, I make some awesome fried food which doesn't even taste fried, and only a fifth of that size

0
2

[–] sensedontmake 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Food should be taken seriously, It litterally makes or breaks our bodies.

That blubbernaut up there isn't serious about food, or life, or he would not be looking like that.

1
10

[–] darkmuffin 1 point 10 points (+11|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Fear not, only a pork roast would be that excited over a platter of diabeetus. This is not the feast of an apex human; I am munching on homemade gumbo and apple slices as we speak.

Diabeetus should be its own food group. I can't even identify any of that shit. o.o

0
8

[–] KJkrunch 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I'm gonna guess it's chiggen strips and freedom fries.

[–] [deleted] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

[Deleted]

1
2

[–] TunaAndCucumbers 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Looks like it's all breaded and deep fried.

...and honestly, there's nothing wrong with that. As I write this, I have downed three entire boxes of chicken balls... this year.

0
1

[–] Emperor_Palpalean 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What um... What's a chicken ball? Sounds disgusting

0
0

[–] Itsforhismum ago 

Yeah tuna avocado wrap here

0
0

[–] Dyr0nejk2 ago 

I don't know, sometimes a massive plate of shit food is fucking great when planned around. It's just these people don't plan or have self control...

0
11

[–] WittyBlurbSlashWitty [S] 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Yes it'll die soon, probably already is, but this is considered normal. You go to any chain restaurant in America and you'll see a dozen of these things doing the exact same thing and no one is screaming "What the fuck is wrong with you!!?"

It's not John Besh's gnocchi with blue crab and shaved black truffles. Or even authentic down home "slap yo mama" orgasmic fried chicken. It's Sysco chain restaurant fried dog suit.

So many people have accepted life as garbage, eating garbage, rolling in garbage as the norm. Our future as a society is threatened.

0
4

[–] bikebikebike 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

So many people have accepted life as garbage, eating garbage, rolling in garbage as the norm. Our future as a society is threatened.>

I think society has failed because it has marked this as acceptable. We should be speaking out about obesity and what its impact is to our future could be.

0
4

[–] WittyBlurbSlashWitty [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yes, this, I got scornful looks from someone whose opinion I highly value when pointing out if only the fat geek had applied a quarter of that obsession to taking care of themselves a little they wouldn't be a human marshmallow dripping with sweat and grease struggling to breathe just standing there.

They responded, you don't know them, you're making a lot of assumptions.

To which I said, wait it's ok to see an alcoholic and know they're choosing drink over getting help, or a heroin addict, or this being the South a meth head, and in each case you know they have said fuck it I don't care. And we avoid those people and look down upon them vs. someone in recovery struggling to make themselves better. But here you have someone whose addiction has made them three times the size of medically normally, they have to buy clothes in specialty shops, their lives literally revolve around satisfying their addiction, their bodies are a road map of future organ system failures. But because being fat is so common now it's now ok? This is how the Roman empire, something so amazingly well organized, imploded; it ran so well the average citizen couldn't be bothered, decay had become the norm and anyone who railed against it was a radical and ridiculed.

All I got was a hmm in response, I'm hopeful I started a mental worm.

0
1

[–] organicgangbang 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Sysco is the devil.

0
4

[–] Blacklightning 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Hmm...he looks familiar.

Could that be this fat piece of shit?

https://i.sli.mg/0NZX7F.jpg

0
5

[–] AnoInc 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I honestly can't tell fats apart anymore. I call the fats at work the wrong name all the time.

0
0

[–] ShitArchon ago 

I saw a pair of neckbeards at a buffet that were at least 30% more massive than this guy.

[–] [deleted] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

[Deleted]

0
5

[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'd be more inclined to agree if there weren't so many of them. I used to live in a super fat area and it was horrible. Not just because of the fat people, but how fat people vote and what their priorities are. I love parks, having sidewalks, basically anything that lets people be active in their town. Past a certain fatty saturation point it all goes to shit within a community. People who never go outside don't want their taxes going to things that allow and encourage people to be active.

0
3

[–] 3016508? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I see this in my town... People want more things accessible by a 20ft walk from a parking lot. There's a gorgeous hiking trail that leads to a nat gas vent that you can light. It's about 1/4 mile long, and slightly challenging. Hamplanets here keep falling off the trail, and need to be rescued. So, now, the beetus brigade wants the trail paved, steps added, and railings.

I say let them roll down the gorge. We might even be able to make a game of it: BeetusBall.

1
0

[–] draaaak 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I save all the good gifs, but this one just doesn't cut it. I would never want to A: see it again, or B: show it to anyone else.

0
3

[–] CptFellatioHornblowr 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think if I saw this in real life, I would literally get up and punch that motherfucker in the face with a firm "Get ahold of yourself Fatty McGoo."

BUT maybe I've lived in these barracks too long, I don't know.

0
1

[–] WittyBlurbSlashWitty [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Especially since you're expected to give your life for his "freedom" to be a human farm animal.

load more comments ▼ (4 remaining)