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[–] draaaak 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I save all the good gifs, but this one just doesn't cut it. I would never want to A: see it again, or B: show it to anyone else.

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[–] apoptosis15 ago 

a tantalized ultramegaham anticipating the consumption of much fried-whateverthatis...

its prognosis is not good. 5-10 years, tops.

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[–] Skinnyphat_sleestak 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I get excited like that over my boyfriend's cock. But thankfully, I don't resemble the fatty in any other way.

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[–] SaneGoatiSwear 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

it's one little mustache away from being fatler.

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[–] NeverFat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Saved. Thanks for the laugh.

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[–] CptFellatioHornblowr 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think if I saw this in real life, I would literally get up and punch that motherfucker in the face with a firm "Get ahold of yourself Fatty McGoo."

BUT maybe I've lived in these barracks too long, I don't know.

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[–] WittyBlurbSlashWitty [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Especially since you're expected to give your life for his "freedom" to be a human farm animal.

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[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'd be more inclined to agree if there weren't so many of them. I used to live in a super fat area and it was horrible. Not just because of the fat people, but how fat people vote and what their priorities are. I love parks, having sidewalks, basically anything that lets people be active in their town. Past a certain fatty saturation point it all goes to shit within a community. People who never go outside don't want their taxes going to things that allow and encourage people to be active.

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[–] 3016508? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I see this in my town... People want more things accessible by a 20ft walk from a parking lot. There's a gorgeous hiking trail that leads to a nat gas vent that you can light. It's about 1/4 mile long, and slightly challenging. Hamplanets here keep falling off the trail, and need to be rescued. So, now, the beetus brigade wants the trail paved, steps added, and railings.

I say let them roll down the gorge. We might even be able to make a game of it: BeetusBall.

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[–] Blacklightning 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Hmm...he looks familiar.

Could that be this fat piece of shit?

https://i.sli.mg/0NZX7F.jpg

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[–] ShitArchon ago 

I saw a pair of neckbeards at a buffet that were at least 30% more massive than this guy.

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[–] AnoInc 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I honestly can't tell fats apart anymore. I call the fats at work the wrong name all the time.

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