[–] CptFellatioHornblowr 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I think if I saw this in real life, I would literally get up and punch that motherfucker in the face with a firm "Get ahold of yourself Fatty McGoo."
BUT maybe I've lived in these barracks too long, I don't know.
[–] WittyBlurbSlashWitty [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Especially since you're expected to give your life for his "freedom" to be a human farm animal.
[–] Skinnyphat_sleestak 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I get excited like that over my boyfriend's cock. But thankfully, I don't resemble the fatty in any other way.
[–] Blacklightning 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Hmm...he looks familiar.
Could that be this fat piece of shit?
https://i.sli.mg/0NZX7F.jpg
[–] AnoInc 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I honestly can't tell fats apart anymore. I call the fats at work the wrong name all the time.
[–] ShitArchon ago
I saw a pair of neckbeards at a buffet that were at least 30% more massive than this guy.