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[–] SaneGoatiSwear 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

it's one little mustache away from being fatler.

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[–] NeverFat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Saved. Thanks for the laugh.

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[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'd be more inclined to agree if there weren't so many of them. I used to live in a super fat area and it was horrible. Not just because of the fat people, but how fat people vote and what their priorities are. I love parks, having sidewalks, basically anything that lets people be active in their town. Past a certain fatty saturation point it all goes to shit within a community. People who never go outside don't want their taxes going to things that allow and encourage people to be active.

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[–] 3016508? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I see this in my town... People want more things accessible by a 20ft walk from a parking lot. There's a gorgeous hiking trail that leads to a nat gas vent that you can light. It's about 1/4 mile long, and slightly challenging. Hamplanets here keep falling off the trail, and need to be rescued. So, now, the beetus brigade wants the trail paved, steps added, and railings.

I say let them roll down the gorge. We might even be able to make a game of it: BeetusBall.

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[–] darkmuffin 1 point 10 points (+11|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Fear not, only a pork roast would be that excited over a platter of diabeetus. This is not the feast of an apex human; I am munching on homemade gumbo and apple slices as we speak.

Diabeetus should be its own food group. I can't even identify any of that shit. o.o

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[–] Dyr0nejk2 ago 

I don't know, sometimes a massive plate of shit food is fucking great when planned around. It's just these people don't plan or have self control...

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[–] Itsforhismum ago 

Yeah tuna avocado wrap here

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Looks like it's all breaded and deep fried.

...and honestly, there's nothing wrong with that. As I write this, I have downed three entire boxes of chicken balls... this year.

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[–] Emperor_Palpalean 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What um... What's a chicken ball? Sounds disgusting

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[–] KJkrunch 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I'm gonna guess it's chiggen strips and freedom fries.

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