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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Few things funnier than hand running a healthy anything...

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[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

Typical sugar-addicted fat logic there. Sodium is bad, because it's easy to cut back on. Can't cut back on the sugar, oh no, just eat "healthier" sugary snacks.

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[–] NoPenisForNeonHams 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Worse still, fat logic thinks being "healthy" for a week constitutes a respectable effort. Instead of reprogramming their behavior to eat in a genuinely nutritious manner, they make short-term, impotent gestures like this.

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[–] the_devils_lettuce 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If you're eating an otherwise clean diet, some salt added to a handful of nuts is no big deal.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

How is sodium even a problem compared to calories? Being fat is worse for you than an excess-sodium diet.

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[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Yeah, at least you can piss the sodium out with enough water intake. You can't just piss out sugar.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Agreed. To be fair though, you're going to feel like shit when you eat too much sodium.

The water weight is easy as hell to lose, mind you.

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[–] smelly_farts 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Well they do tend to synergize, since they both make your blood pressure go up. They also are both added by companies by the metric fuckton to nearly every food in the store which sucks.

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[–] BioRito 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

High blood pressure is a bitch when you're a fat fuck piece of shit, and salt adds to it.

It's not a fucking problem for normal shitlords.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 62 points (+62|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"Froot snaks r healthier than nuts, bcuz froot snacks have froot in them!" - office hams

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[–] PeaceLoveAndRamen 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago  (edited ago)

guzzles grape Fanta I LUV FROOT!

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I... AM.. FROOT

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[–] Skyote 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

OP should've replied "nuts have fucking nuts in them" or something to that effect. Stupid people deserve stupid responses.

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[–] Navidson 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It is both dangerous and infuriating that these dumbfucked hams get to make decisions on what is healthy....

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[–] inablackbox 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Just the concept of a "healthy week" is fatlogic in itself. Even if the snacks they chose were genuinely healthy, changing your eating habits for one week isn't going to do shit for your health if you just return to old habits afterwards, and we all know that's what these hams are going to do. It does give them a reason to pat themselves on the back, I guess...

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's a pretty sad commentary that Healthy Week even exists.

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[–] LegendarySock 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's not even that. They're not going to change their eating habits for a week and then go back, they'll just add 2lbs of fruit snacks on top of their daily menu and call it being healthy.

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[–] 30GoingOn13 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Print out the nutritional information for both things and show the comparison.

Also, does the office manager not realize that nuts naturally come low-sodium?? Just don't get the salted ones!

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[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

White Cheddar Popcorn? In what universe is that considered healthy?

Don't get me wrong, white cheddar popcorn is pretty tasty but I wouldn't exactly call it healthy.

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[–] vordster 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Even higher Sodium levels being unhealthy is a myth.

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[–] Supreme_Authority 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Just bring your own nuts. Fuck them.

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