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[–] MahLardy ago 

What a garish creature

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[–] Mr_Wolf ago 

Did I just see someone die?

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[–] eapoe 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hams are very territorial creatures, especially at all-you-can-eat buffets.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It seems the more brightly coloured ham saw the other ham glance at its beetus juice and preemptively tackled it to the ground. It failed to foresee, however, that the resulting tremor would shake the can and render it soft. Fortunately, flat soft drink has no calories so in a way it's still a win.