[–] OdetteSwan 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
A coworker of mine does something similar, she will buy a medium pizza for herself and dip the whole thing as she bites (especially the crusts) in this ramekin full of butter she melts. One of the guys down the hall tried to scare her to stop by sending her a video of someone having hardened strings of fat pulled out of their arteries but she doesn't care.
[–] aloha_snackbar 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
that's what those cups at papa pizza are, garlic flavored buttah.....make sure you get some extra next time you order form them LOL
[–] OdetteSwan 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yesterday it was a huge beef dip sammich with ranch dip on the side instead of au jus because she likes ranch better and then fries with it. All this less than three hours after she strolls in late for work with some huge starbucks drink (starbucks is an every day thing for her). Surprisingly this is actually not the most disgusting collection of food items I have seen her inhale day to day.
[–] DessertFox ago
Is there any way to get a less greasy pizza? I love pizza, but the grease kills it.
[–] MathunBeag 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I had a sick feeling I would find this oddly satisfying to watch. @2:04 since linking doesn't seem to work well.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Look, I love some butter on my baked potato but there's (for me at least) a specific butter-to-potato ratio and this fat bitch is definitely violating that. Gross.
[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Next thing we'll see are fries being dipped in margarine.
They already do it with mayo.
There's also a few restaurants that I've been to that'll cut melted margarine with hot sauce, and that's their "house" hot sauce. I stopped going because I dont want my hot wings covered in "hot" butter.
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[–] rustyhalo81 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh my God, you must not be from Canada! A few years ago this actually became a thing...I was waitressing at the time, and fatties would order "sides of mayo" with their fries...it was disgusting. Then ranch came along and it got worse.
[–] formerobeast ago
Mayo is a relatively common dip for fries over here in Europe. Ranch is practically unknown, and I've never heard of anyone dipping them into margarine or butter...
[–] theepilepticferret 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
I dislike margarine as a general rule, but that's just plain disgusting.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
I think it's mostly ok. I use a tsp when I scramble some eggs. I think I might be going exclusively to hard boiled now, though... and don't any of you fuckers ruin hard boiled eggs for me. I don't want to read anything that involves hard boiled eggs and fatties.
[–] the_winter_storm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I don't know why but that was really funny to read. Thanks for the laugh.
[–] OneTrueCube 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
A tiny amount is basically the same as cooking with a little vegetable oil. Since that's basically what it is.
I've used it as a spread on toast but I don't like cooking with margarine. Real butter gives too nice of a flavor.