[–] HarpoonTheFatty 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
This is tripe. Fat people are land whales. They're colossal land snails. Sofa bisons. Butter huffing cows. Rancid elephants. I'm going to keep calling fat people whales because of their blubber.
[–] Convair990 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
lol i dont know who to credit for it, but i like mayotanker, or butter barge.
[–] JustABitLost 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
What if we raised enough money to name a whale? It's $10,000 if I recall and there are no real restrictions on what you can name it. The money goes toward whale study and conservation or something like that. Could be funny as well as good for the sub's public image. "Yeah, they're rude, but they raised money to save whales."
[–] crashtestgenius 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Can we name it Tess Munster? Or ragen chastain? (I think I spelled those correctly...)
[–] SatansFavoriteFukToy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm down with this, but you better fat shame extra hard to make up for it.
[–] Chronicallydieting 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I feel the same way about pigs. Baby pigs are the cute as hell! Fatties are never cute.
[–] Hurt_Fee_Fees 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Next you're going to say these whales blame their size on guhneticks too.
[–] Convair990 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I agree, a whale eats healthy and what they need. They swim nearly constantly, are strong and majestic. Their fat layer is necessary to survive. Versus mayotankers that are gluttonous, disgusting lazy sacks of worthless shit.