[–] OGBaronVonScheisse 1 point 17 points 18 points (+18|-1) ago
"My husband nagged me to do this because he can't get it up looking at me any more, and I'm desperate because I haven't been laid in years, someone please come fuck us!"
[–] formerobeast 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
BBW.
Big = Yes
Beautiful = Hell no
Woman = Disputable
[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That's not disputable! This thing lost the right to a gender.
[–] dancemonkey 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Haha fat chavs from Donny. Lovely. And they are considerate enough to avoid the kiddehs' bedtimes before engaging in casual sex with multiple partners. Just... Wow.
[–] acidic_milkmotel 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Twenty-seven? Bitch, where?
[–] treepunchingprincess 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
She's in the UK so 27 stone, I suppose.
[–] dismahburner ago
I only noticed because of your comment! I went back to check, I'm 27 too, but that thing looks decades older. Jesus, fat is unkind.
[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
He's gotta be gay. And he wants a dude to hook up with. She'll end up in the corner eating a sandwich while those two get it on. Source: The TV show Friends and the fact that she is disgusting.
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
TIL there are thin polyamorous people.
[–] Chodder 0 points 31 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago
Her face looks tired from being ugly.
[–] phenomenaldouche 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You deserve more upgoats for this majestically correct assertion.
[–] bock ago
I am saving this in my arsenal. What a great line sir!