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[–] Chodder 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

Her face looks tired from being ugly.

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[–] phenomenaldouche 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You deserve more upgoats for this majestically correct assertion.

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[–] bock ago 

I am saving this in my arsenal. What a great line sir!

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[–] OGBaronVonScheisse 1 point 17 points (+18|-1) ago 

"My husband nagged me to do this because he can't get it up looking at me any more, and I'm desperate because I haven't been laid in years, someone please come fuck us!"

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[–] formerobeast 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

BBW.

Big = Yes

Beautiful = Hell no

Woman = Disputable

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[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's not disputable! This thing lost the right to a gender.

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[–] Elcycs 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

What's the furthest thing possible from polyamorous? Asexual? Ok, that's what I am now. Thanks a lot, OP.

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[–] dancemonkey 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Haha fat chavs from Donny. Lovely. And they are considerate enough to avoid the kiddehs' bedtimes before engaging in casual sex with multiple partners. Just... Wow.

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[–] acidic_milkmotel 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Twenty-seven? Bitch, where?

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[–] treepunchingprincess 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She's in the UK so 27 stone, I suppose.

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[–] dismahburner ago 

I only noticed because of your comment! I went back to check, I'm 27 too, but that thing looks decades older. Jesus, fat is unkind.

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

He's gotta be gay. And he wants a dude to hook up with. She'll end up in the corner eating a sandwich while those two get it on. Source: The TV show Friends and the fact that she is disgusting.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

TIL there are thin polyamorous people.

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[–] rhymeswithorange332 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

There's literally tens of us.

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