[–] phenomenaldouche 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You deserve more upgoats for this majestically correct assertion.
[–] formerobeast 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
BBW.
Big = Yes
Beautiful = Hell no
Woman = Disputable
[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That's not disputable! This thing lost the right to a gender.
[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
He's gotta be gay. And he wants a dude to hook up with. She'll end up in the corner eating a sandwich while those two get it on. Source: The TV show Friends and the fact that she is disgusting.
[–] dancemonkey 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Haha fat chavs from Donny. Lovely. And they are considerate enough to avoid the kiddehs' bedtimes before engaging in casual sex with multiple partners. Just... Wow.
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
She's afraid the person who shows up will just fuck the husband instead of her. She knows he's more fuckable than she is by a thousand-yard margin.
[–] OGBaronVonScheisse 1 point 17 points 18 points (+18|-1) ago
"My husband nagged me to do this because he can't get it up looking at me any more, and I'm desperate because I haven't been laid in years, someone please come fuck us!"