[–] GutterTrash ago
Implying these pieces of undigested shit have a sense of logic or regard for anyone but themselves.
[–] fryabeetus ago
Probably won't work. Every Walmart I've seen has like a dozen scootypuffs. If they ran out of scootypuffs they would never be able to sell all their gallon jars of mayo.
[–] TattooedWife 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Better idea!
Bring a leg brace. Like, one of those white and blue ones that keep your leg/knee straight.
As butterbeast approaches, steal the scottypuff and sit. When the butterbeast huffs and puffs saying "I need that" put the brace on and reply "So do I" and drive away.
IF they decide to tell someone, that someone will be less likely to approach you with the leg brace because they won't know you put it on after you sat down.
Shitlords: 1
Butterbeats:-10000000000000000000000
[–] the_devils_lettuce 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I think it's a wonderful plan, if you catch it on video. Then you can upload to youtube and we can troll all the outraged sjw commenters there.
[–] HippyHoney 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Please do this and post your experience.