[–] ourgalfriday 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Please don't. You know how doctors and nurses call motorcycles "donorcycles"? They refer to Walmart scootypuffs as "MRSA wagons."
[–] Supreme_Authority 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
How is that a death wish? Those fat fucks will never be able to catch you.
[–] Corgibuttz 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Please have someone take pictures and post a follow up. Pls op.
[–] Ser_Alliser_Thorne 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'd like to piggy back on this comment to request you, /u/thighgapgodess take pictures as you take laps around the infuriated obeast.
[–] TattooedWife 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Better idea!
Bring a leg brace. Like, one of those white and blue ones that keep your leg/knee straight.
As butterbeast approaches, steal the scottypuff and sit. When the butterbeast huffs and puffs saying "I need that" put the brace on and reply "So do I" and drive away.
IF they decide to tell someone, that someone will be less likely to approach you with the leg brace because they won't know you put it on after you sat down.
Shitlords: 1
Butterbeats:-10000000000000000000000
[–] Wwanker 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Bring a towel or something else to cover the seat.
I've heard they're full of fat sweat (or worse)
[–] thighgapgoddess [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
i will do that!