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[–] christy ago 

I'd only do that if you have an actual disability. Like carry your parking tag so when security is called you have the advantage. Otherwise security would probably side with the ham.

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[–] the_devils_lettuce 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I think it's a wonderful plan, if you catch it on video. Then you can upload to youtube and we can troll all the outraged sjw commenters there.

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[–] TattooedWife 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Better idea!

Bring a leg brace. Like, one of those white and blue ones that keep your leg/knee straight.

As butterbeast approaches, steal the scottypuff and sit. When the butterbeast huffs and puffs saying "I need that" put the brace on and reply "So do I" and drive away.

IF they decide to tell someone, that someone will be less likely to approach you with the leg brace because they won't know you put it on after you sat down.

Shitlords: 1

Butterbeats:-10000000000000000000000

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[–] Kahlo ago 

I have a custom molded, super legit, heavy duty torso cast. Free to whoever will pay its way to their front door.

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[–] cityfox ago 

That would involve going to Walmart though... so no

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[–] twhitucr ago 

yes. be my friend.

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[–] exdrift ago 

Please wear an action cam!

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[–] fryabeetus ago 

Probably won't work. Every Walmart I've seen has like a dozen scootypuffs. If they ran out of scootypuffs they would never be able to sell all their gallon jars of mayo.

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[–] GutterTrash ago 

Implying these pieces of undigested shit have a sense of logic or regard for anyone but themselves.

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