[–] ourgalfriday 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Please don't. You know how doctors and nurses call motorcycles "donorcycles"? They refer to Walmart scootypuffs as "MRSA wagons."
[–] sleazyridr 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I can lend you a pair of crutches, or a walking frame to make it a little more obvious. Get some strangers in your side.
[–] Supreme_Authority 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
How is that a death wish? Those fat fucks will never be able to catch you.
[–] Corgibuttz 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Please have someone take pictures and post a follow up. Pls op.
[–] Ser_Alliser_Thorne 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'd like to piggy back on this comment to request you, /u/thighgapgodess take pictures as you take laps around the infuriated obeast.
[–] christy ago
I'd only do that if you have an actual disability. Like carry your parking tag so when security is called you have the advantage. Otherwise security would probably side with the ham.