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[–] sleazyridr 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I can lend you a pair of crutches, or a walking frame to make it a little more obvious. Get some strangers in your side.

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[–] Gauge2244 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Thanks for making me spit out some coffee laughing at that!!! LMAO

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[–] TattooedWife 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Better idea!

Bring a leg brace. Like, one of those white and blue ones that keep your leg/knee straight.

As butterbeast approaches, steal the scottypuff and sit. When the butterbeast huffs and puffs saying "I need that" put the brace on and reply "So do I" and drive away.

IF they decide to tell someone, that someone will be less likely to approach you with the leg brace because they won't know you put it on after you sat down.

Shitlords: 1

Butterbeats:-10000000000000000000000

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[–] Kahlo ago 

I have a custom molded, super legit, heavy duty torso cast. Free to whoever will pay its way to their front door.

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[–] uncommitted 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

gopro it please

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[–] Corgibuttz 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Please have someone take pictures and post a follow up. Pls op.

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[–] Ser_Alliser_Thorne 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'd like to piggy back on this comment to request you, /u/thighgapgodess take pictures as you take laps around the infuriated obeast.

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[–] tdee3000 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Someone has a death wish.

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[–] Supreme_Authority 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

How is that a death wish? Those fat fucks will never be able to catch you.

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[–] ourgalfriday 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Please don't. You know how doctors and nurses call motorcycles "donorcycles"? They refer to Walmart scootypuffs as "MRSA wagons."

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[–] rollinfattys 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

fucking disgusting.

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[–] DeVera 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Perfect :)

I've wanted to do the same for a while. FWIW, I do have a bad knee which I can easily cope with (even doing board sports) because I am a sensible weight.

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[–] Rokuah 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Thin privilege is not being crippled by a minor injury.

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[–] DeVera 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It wasn't that minor, required a couple of operations to fix. Had I been a ham planet and I may have been scooter bound.

But yeah, thin privilege.

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[–] Dacoon63 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Not to mention actually being able to recover. Fatties get hurt then use it as another excuse and get even fatter.

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