[–] LordShittington 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Is that 20-something actually using a cane?
[–] HamathaMcBeetusButt 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
M'lady, if only you gave this Nice Guy a chance, he could protect you and educate a delicate feeeeemale such as yourself! Go back to Chad Thundercock you heart breaker, youll realize this gentlesir would treat you right!
[–] DeadpoolKillsFatties 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh, sonofabitch. That neckbearded jortopotamus is wearing my lifting shoes. I'll never look at my Minimus quite the same again.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
What is big, hairy, heavy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? Answer: Both.