[–] HonorMuhBeetus 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Those are not shorts. Shorts have some type of shape and don't come to the middle of your calves. Those are leg tents.
[–] DeadpoolKillsFatties 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh, sonofabitch. That neckbearded jortopotamus is wearing my lifting shoes. I'll never look at my Minimus quite the same again.
[–] HamathaMcBeetusButt 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
M'lady, if only you gave this Nice Guy a chance, he could protect you and educate a delicate feeeeemale such as yourself! Go back to Chad Thundercock you heart breaker, youll realize this gentlesir would treat you right!
[–] rlope48 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Those are some well built tables, strong enough to support those Pillsbury dough boy wannabes who are wondering when that food they ordered is showing up.