[–] CitizenCoon 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Hurr durr...😐
Seriously though, raccoons + cats = bad. Raccoons can and do kill cats so keep your kittahs safe indoors! [End cat lady public service announcement]
[–] Foralltoosee 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
So basically racoons=ape-coons; dangerous animals you should keep loved ones away from.
[–] confused_teabagger 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Hey, that coon didn' du nuthin'. He a good coon, on his way to coon schoo. Those cats was racis!
[–] QuintiliousJones 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's reparations for all the discrimination that all you cool cats, did in the past against coons.
[–] confused_teabagger 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago (edited ago)
This is not trolling. I get that your parents let you stay up late on Saturday, and you decided to try out a word that you heard the cool kids use on the Internet, but this is not trolling.
For example, if I wanted to troll your mother, I would put an ad in craigslist advertising for any dirty whores that wanted to be gang-banged by random niggers of questionable hygiene and legal status. I would, as you might expect, charge for this service.
Your mother, being cookoo for coco cocks, and having an unquenchable thirst for non-white semen in all her holes, would of course raid your father's wallet and head immediately to experience such a dream come true!
In reality, I would have sent her to a lane bryant (where she buys her dress clothes) and would be outside with a cellphone to record and make fun of her.
Broken, she would head home to cry and jam her clam to re-runs of How to Get Away With Murder, while your father quietly weeps in bed over what his life has becomes before falling asleep and blissfully dreaming of murder-suicide.
The next morning, when they open your hug-box to let you out for breakfeast, you all would sit around the table not looking each other in the eyes and wondering why God hates you so.
That is trolling.
[–] mamwad [S] 2 points 2 points 4 points (+4|-2) ago
No, I think that would be sociopathic behavior. I prefer shitpost trolling.