[–] McDoublechins ago
Fupa-slapped! I'd rather be dick-slapped if given the choice.
[–] Hamderella 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
be walking home from school
see my crazy ex and her friends
they were all pretty thin but one really stood out,
I'd say close to 400 at maybe 5 foot 5
they were at the playground at the elementary school
you know the kids that are kinda weird?
a bit loud?
scary?
that's them
fatty is wearing a batman costume
y tho?
here's why
she is doing maybe a photo shoot for idk and idc
but this is interesting as fuck
she's being held up by her feet upside down, with her knees hooked against a ledge of the playground structure
takes like 3 people for each leg
one person was holding a leg, while there was a chain of 2 more people behind them, imagine a tug of war formation
she's secure? Hard to tell from here
picture is taken
next part is a bit gross
her fupa falls out of the skirt of the costume. Know how fat girls stuff it into their shorts? Same
it comes down
smacks her in the face
her friends let go out of getting scared
she falls on her back
can't get up
don't want to help, too scared of those kids
saved for posterity
[–] RunningShark 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Not having to click out of voat, ahhhh :). Thank you
[–] JustABitLost 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I don't get it. I just don't. At my heaviest, I felt my stomach on my thighs when I was sitting down and as soon as that happened I realized I needed to do a lifestyle change. How could you just keep on gaining?!
The only real difference I can think of is that I have supportive friends rather than the whole crab bucket thing going on. (When they'd order pizza, they would choose the place with the best salads so I could get my own thing. It was very considerate.)
[–] ilieksnow [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
FPS story. Derp. Sorry about that.
[–] Wwanker 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
mfw when made that mistake
R.I.P. in peace