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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I'm not fatty I'm just a little unwell

From selfie angles you can't tell

But soon enough we are going to meet. And I can't see my feet.

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[–] LordLord_IAmShitLord 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'm not fatty just have purple hair

I know, right you don't care

But stay a while, and maybe then you'll see - my fupa reeks of pee

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[–] Swole_is_life ago 

Never really paid attention to the lyrics but holy shit, the 2nd verse is pure tumblrina.

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[–] tableflipper ago 

I thought of the same original song yesss

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[–] bkr45678 ago 

Bwhahahahaha.

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[–] Presley 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Of course her username says "cakemix"

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[–] 2832938? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Nothing says "I like to eat a lot of dessert, with minimal effort" quite like naming yourself fucking cakemix

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh god. That thing was probably on a beach tanning. We are in the same country. That was close.

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[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Well, you do mostly all reside within coastal areas ;)

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[–] CatNamedJava 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Thats a ugly chin

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's uh..

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's just track marks, it's not unwell.

It's just excess tar on the lungs, it's not unwell.

It's just cirrhosis of the liver from all the extra booze, it's not unwell.

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[–] EarlPoncho 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

lol who knew this could actually be a thing

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[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Every roll they have would do this too... like a barcode of sunburn

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