[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You're the type of gf a shitlord needs.
My shitlord gf laughs at my antics but rarely takes part in view of the butter golems.
[–] Hamderella 0 points 43 points 43 points (+43|-0) ago
And then everyone clapped?
[–] honormyslowdeath 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Nah, then the fatty cried in her car. Isn't that how these sorts of stories end, or is that just the drek on TITP?
[–] legendaryshitlord 0 points 31 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago
That boyfriend? Albert Einstein.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
It reads like that, doesn't it? eye roll
Good lord, are we turning into the TP version of That Happened?
[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
Nah, this is perfectly believable. All she did was warmly greet her boyfriend, that happens all the time. With all the delusional hams out there this same scenario must occur fairly often just based on pure probabilities.
[–] Fustilarian 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
I'm her boyfriend. Can confirm that this actually happened.
[–] NoRagrets 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Not her bf checking in, can confirm /u/cynoclasts's claim
[–] Odi_adipem_populus [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What is our dogs name?
[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
A fellow shitlady with a 23" waist! Sadly, my butt isn't fantastic yet...
[–] Sire 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
This is almost too perfect. A kill in 1 glorious shot.