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[–] Hamderella 0 points 43 points (+43|-0) ago 

And then everyone clapped?

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[–] legendaryshitlord 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

That boyfriend? Albert Einstein.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

It reads like that, doesn't it? eye roll

Good lord, are we turning into the TP version of That Happened?

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Nah, this is perfectly believable. All she did was warmly greet her boyfriend, that happens all the time. With all the delusional hams out there this same scenario must occur fairly often just based on pure probabilities.

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[–] honormyslowdeath 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Nah, then the fatty cried in her car. Isn't that how these sorts of stories end, or is that just the drek on TITP?

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[–] Sandow 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

70% of population needs to be removed

Texas

Yep. Story checks out.

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[–] Fustilarian 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

I'm her boyfriend. Can confirm that this actually happened.

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[–] cynoclast 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

No, I am.

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[–] NoRagrets 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Not her bf checking in, can confirm /u/cynoclasts's claim

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[–] Odi_adipem_populus [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What is our dogs name?

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[–] Fustilarian 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Trick question. We have a cat.

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[–] Sire 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This is almost too perfect. A kill in 1 glorious shot.

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You're the type of gf a shitlord needs.

My shitlord gf laughs at my antics but rarely takes part in view of the butter golems.

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

A fellow shitlady with a 23" waist! Sadly, my butt isn't fantastic yet...

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[–] Celtic_Queen ago 

You and your BF are awesome!