[–] zquad 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 5.2 years ago (edited 5.2 years ago)
Actual transcript from the police report:
POLICE: One more time Dmitri, can you provide a description of the guys who assaulted you? Victim: I don't know, there was like 20 of them? POLICE: Well, can you provide a description of any of them? Victim: Um yea.... Sponge Bob,... um Mickey Mouse, ... um... a squirrel I think? And.... POLICE: Hold up, how much vodka have you drink tonight? Victim: Only a 2 liter bottle with dinner, why?
POLICE: One more time Dmitri, can you provide a description of the guys who assaulted you?
Victim: I don't know, there was like 20 of them?
POLICE: Well, can you provide a description of any of them?
Victim: Um yea.... Sponge Bob,... um Mickey Mouse, ... um... a squirrel I think? And....
POLICE: Hold up, how much vodka have you drink tonight?
Victim: Only a 2 liter bottle with dinner, why?
[–] Sydviciouz 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 5.2 years ago
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[–] zquad 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Actual transcript from the police report: