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[–] Sydviciouz ago 

New favorite video.

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[–] zquad 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Actual transcript from the police report:

POLICE: One more time Dmitri, can you provide a description of the guys who assaulted you?

Victim: I don't know, there was like 20 of them?

POLICE: Well, can you provide a description of any of them?

Victim: Um yea.... Sponge Bob,... um Mickey Mouse, ... um... a squirrel I think? And....

POLICE: Hold up, how much vodka have you drink tonight?

Victim: Only a 2 liter bottle with dinner, why?