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[–] ChubsShouldDie 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

I used to work at a fast food place, and there was a disgusting fat and ugly manager that would refuse to clean outside after 9 PM because she's "a woman and you have no idea how many rapists there are out there".

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[–] cynoclast 0 points 41 points (+41|-0) ago 

because she's "a woman and you have no idea how many rapists there are out there" lazy and didn't wanna do it.

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[–] hypercat ago 

What a cunt. I was sweeping the front of a theatre at 3am after a midnight show as a hot young girl for years. Mother fuckers don't mess with me once they see me swing my broom. Metal sweep tray is also like a nice blunt knife.

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[–] NoSympathy 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I know a fat as hell (and ugly) girl that thinks the same. Delusional.

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[–] Acidfog 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

it's an erotic fantasy of them.

they think so much about getting raped because it is the worst possible form of sexual intercourse, but they know that nobody would fuck them voluntarily so they seek comfort in that fantasy that someday some coked up retard might mistake her for an actual pig and fuck her despite her screaming at him to stop.

thin privilege is not being desperate enough to fantasize about getting raped

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[–] FilmMakingShitlord 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Hey that's not fair, a lot of human sized people have rape fantasies. Lots of which are actual rape victims, and is a form of taking the power back in their sex life.

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[–] NoSympathy 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

some coked up retard

lol

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[–] JohnnySkidmarx 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Even if you were coked up like Rick James, you still wouldn't touch her.

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[–] g-j-a 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

On some of them it would be like doing exploratory surgery to even FIND a hole down there. ANY hole.

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[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It is the part that stinks, you know, stinks more than the rest of it.

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[–] ValkyrieHerja 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Yeah until you realize that's a mouldy fish stick between a couple folds and not what you were looking for.

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[–] lungsnotguns 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Roll it in flour and look for the wet spot, then slap the arse and ride the waves in.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Roll it in kerosene and light it on fire, got it.

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[–] squiddildo 0 points 63 points (+63|-0) ago 

The fupa itself is a form of rape prevention.

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[–] fupatronic 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

Nature's chastity belt (at least it was...)

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[–] JohnnySkidmarx 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

Unless someone has a broom handle to hoist the fupa upon.

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[–] Prepackaged 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

CSI will nail the perp from the paint that gets corroded off and left behind in the underfupa.

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[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I think the fupa stick is going to go down in FPH history.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

I own (and am a good shot with) a gun because I was mugged at gunpoint. It's a very real fear where I live.

For a 400 lb woman to be afraid of rape? Not so much.

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[–] Kahlo 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Yeah... if you're a literal roadblock, nobody's gonna be able to take you down. A fat can just hyperextend their knees and start screaming REEEEEE, no attacker will think it's worth the hassle

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

And like /u/squiddildo said above, the fupa is a form of rape prevention

Though I like the though of them screaming REEEEEEE as loud as possible just for some chuckles

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[–] gloob_ 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I was too, and at least in my case, there's no way I could have pulled in time. It was out of nowhere.

Just be careful.

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[–] la_fupacabra ago 

I am so, so sorry that happened to you. I can completely empathize. Next time I'm going to just shoot the min the back if need be because you never know if they could turn around (this is what the cop said when I filed my report).

I hope you're ok.

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[–] antiplebbitor ago 

Plinky Topperwein, is dat you?

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I wish. That lady sounds badass. Unfortunately I'm only good enough to hit the bullseye circle 8/10 times, not 10/10 times like her.

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[–] Kahlo 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

The only gun control I approve of is taking them away from fats and the mentally challenged. Oh wait...

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[–] Elcycs 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

fats and the mentally challenged

Seemed redundant at first, then I realized not all retards are fat.

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[–] Kahlo 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

There's an incredibly large overlap between the two though. That's what the oh wait... meant to imply

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[–] brieder 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

She needs a gun so SHE can rape people.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Not sure why I lol'd at this, that's terrifying.

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[–] NeverSugarCoated 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Nah, she already has weight advantage over them

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[–] Yo_how_r_u_man ago 

Id make her shoot me first so I dont have to experience it

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[–] FreedomToast 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

FTFY

"splatter yourself you fat cunt."

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