[–] lungsnotguns 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Roll it in flour and look for the wet spot, then slap the arse and ride the waves in.
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Roll it in kerosene and light it on fire, got it.
[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
It is the part that stinks, you know, stinks more than the rest of it.
[–] ValkyrieHerja 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Yeah until you realize that's a mouldy fish stick between a couple folds and not what you were looking for.
[–] FreedomToast 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
FTFY
"splatter yourself you fat cunt."
[–] camelCaseCoder 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
People who are constantly afraid shouldn't own guns. They're not in the right state of mind.
[–] FPSFairy 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
...is it still legally rape if the would-be rapist can't find her vagina?