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[–] fatfreelife 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

I got to this part and died, picturing some massive podgy spider with lard lips.

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[–] eapoe 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Sheblob.

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[–] tiradia 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Holllllly shit. My balls would have noped the fuck up inside of me. Now... I'm sorry fellow shitlord. :( we must put you out to pasture! Once an oreogre tastes swole/fit flesh, it hungers for more!

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[–] PinkXenomorph 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Ohhh god. I think I would've shrieked in horror and fired a punch backward. I hate being touched if I haven't invited it.

Fats ruin everything.

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[–] turnonce 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago 

I don't know anything about swinging etiquette, but shouldn't they like... ask before molesting someone ?

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[–] Lilina 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Fatties have no etiquette or impulse control for that matter.

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[–] Elcycs 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Me either, but I'm guessing if a couple people start screwing on top of you it could be interpreted as an invitation...

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[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

If a couple of people started screwing on top of me, I'd have bigger problems than wondering whether to join in. Things like "How did these people get in my house?" or "Yeah, she's hot, but I don't know these motherfuckers!"

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[–] FruityRumpusAsshole 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My thoughts exactly. I'm afraid I would have beaten the shit out of the oreogre. I actually feel very grossed out after reading this.

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[–] turnonce ago 

Oreogre! hahaha that's glorious!

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[–] Sandow [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Absolutely. But as /u/Lilina says, they have no impulse control. All parties and clubs I've gone to make it very clear that you have to verbally ask permission before touching another person, and that person has to give clear verbal consent. This means that my shitlady gets plenty of opportunities to say "I don't want you touching me" to fatties. Because they get shot down so often, hams try to avoid asking permission because they're being "tee-hee! Naughty" or "M'lady, made me forget my manners.."

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[–] turnonce 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

they're being "tee-hee! Naughty" or "M'lady, made me forget my manners.."

Imagining hams saying that was nauseating. But anyway, if people are verbally shooting them down, why would jumping in uninvited be a good idea? Does that actually work for them? Do people seriously let them in just because they go for it while other activity started?

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[–] Moonshine_Sonata 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No! They've already stolen curvy, they'll have to pry naughty out of my cold dead hands. Which they'll probably eat.

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[–] ClairityDX 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

So let me get this straight. Since they repulse everyone they meet, instead of improving themselves, they decide it's easier to molest everyone they find attractive?

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[–] Leelem0n 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Whyyyy did it think that was okay to do?

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[–] Sandow [S] 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

This. It's a cancerous byproduct of telling ugly hams they're beautiful. It doesn't matter if no one believes it. They start to believe it themselves.

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[–] pao_is_a_tranny 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

That's a good question. I was under the impression that proper etiquette in these places was to at least introduce yourself, and discuss what are the limits. Not jumping on people.

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[–] pwn 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

Sorry, but when was the last time a ham showed etiquette in any context?

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[–] Jessee 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I got out of there faster than a refugee fleeing Syria.

Bahaha, sorry for your misfortune OP, bad things can happen to us sometimes

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[–] decrepitgnome 6 points 5 points (+11|-6) ago 

After realizing that Ive been in denial for several months now. I realize that true essence of Reddit died and has gone somewhere else. I just found where it is today. Thanks. This brings back memories of the free-er forum I once knew as Reddit.

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[–] Sandow [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

decrepitgnome speaks truth. Stop downgoating guys! Reread his post, I think it's something that most people agree with.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

All of my this. Lots of boring posts, then a story like this.

I still miss the fact that Reddit searches used to be, in effect, a filtered form of the sub with inline expansion and that has gone completely down the crapper for no good reason. It ruined subs like /r/yiff or /r/BlackMetal.

I just wish videos posted to Voat started at the specified time like on Reddit--where you can skip song intros, for example--instead of at the very beginning. For example, on Reddit, the Milo Hates Feminism video would be able to start at 11:00.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 69 points (+69|-0) ago 

Thin privilege is not being mistaken for a sofa.

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[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

But muh cundishuns fused me to the sofa!

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[–] jigaboojivetribe ago 

Condition cushions.

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[–] jigaboojivetribe 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Condition cushions.

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