[–] JohnnyGooch 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Too bad she didn't announce her presence with Jabba's Laugh as a warning...
Shitlady throws you upon Pillows..
Suddenly...
Ho Ho Ho
Han Ma Bookie
[–] Lucky-Star02 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'm going to need a beer after reading that story. Sheesh, if I were you or your wife, we'd be constantly drunk. Lecherous hams think they're entitled to other people's bodies.
[–] fuckboy_shitlord 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I thought there are requirements for looks to be invited to swingers party ... well, I stand corrected (and disgusted).
[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I am so glad you escaped the lair of the fat beast!
[–] ShitlordedByFacts 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Starting a business that excludes 60% of the population from the get-go is a bad time. Add to it that (sorry OP, but I feel like you're an outlier, it's generally true) people into BDSM/swinging in my experience tend to be the vilest, most putrid fatties ever, and poof, you've got no customer base.
[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I think it happened in a swing house, it's a business, so it lets any paying customers in.
[–] ShitArchon ago
That explains why they take in hams. They'd be bad otherwise because they drive away the attractive people.
[–] vordster 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Great read, the ninja sofa mumumonster!