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[–] vordster 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Great read, the ninja sofa mumumonster!

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[–] JohnnyGooch 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Too bad she didn't announce her presence with Jabba's Laugh as a warning...

Shitlady throws you upon Pillows..

Suddenly...

Ho Ho Ho

Han Ma Bookie

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[–] Sandow [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ha! I'd fallen into the clutches of Jabba-the-Sofa!

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[–] Lucky-Star02 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm going to need a beer after reading that story. Sheesh, if I were you or your wife, we'd be constantly drunk. Lecherous hams think they're entitled to other people's bodies.

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[–] fuckboy_shitlord 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I thought there are requirements for looks to be invited to swingers party ... well, I stand corrected (and disgusted).

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[–] joshy83 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Excellent story. I'm sorry about that experience. They must think that since it's a swinger's party everyone is entitled to something.

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[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I am so glad you escaped the lair of the fat beast!

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[–] tdee3000 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

By not reciprocating, you literally raped the fatty on both physical and emotional levels.

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[–] blue5car 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Who invites hams to these things anyway? If I'm going to be surrounded by naked people, it better hell as be fit naked people.

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Events range from only have to pay an admission fee and others can get more strict. Like having to submit recent std test results and or body verification.

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[–] ShitlordedByFacts 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Starting a business that excludes 60% of the population from the get-go is a bad time. Add to it that (sorry OP, but I feel like you're an outlier, it's generally true) people into BDSM/swinging in my experience tend to be the vilest, most putrid fatties ever, and poof, you've got no customer base.

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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think it happened in a swing house, it's a business, so it lets any paying customers in.

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[–] ShitArchon ago 

That explains why they take in hams. They'd be bad otherwise because they drive away the attractive people.

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[–] blue5car 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Then the last thing they would want would be to get a reputation for ham-rape.

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