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[–] PinkXenomorph 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Ohhh god. I think I would've shrieked in horror and fired a punch backward. I hate being touched if I haven't invited it.

Fats ruin everything.

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[–] Jessee 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I got out of there faster than a refugee fleeing Syria.

Bahaha, sorry for your misfortune OP, bad things can happen to us sometimes

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[–] JohnnyGooch 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Too bad she didn't announce her presence with Jabba's Laugh as a warning...

Shitlady throws you upon Pillows..

Suddenly...

Ho Ho Ho

Han Ma Bookie

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[–] Sandow [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ha! I'd fallen into the clutches of Jabba-the-Sofa!

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[–] ShitArchon ago 

TIL swingers used to have standards and not be a bunch of old fatties. How many years ago was this? Do such things exist today?

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[–] fuckboy_shitlord 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I thought there are requirements for looks to be invited to swingers party ... well, I stand corrected (and disgusted).

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[–] vordster 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Great read, the ninja sofa mumumonster!

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[–] joshy83 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Excellent story. I'm sorry about that experience. They must think that since it's a swinger's party everyone is entitled to something.

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