OP, have you considered...
A.) Not being a filthy degenerate, and
B.) thusly not having opportunity to even be close to hams?
There would not even been occasion for you to be near hams if you weren't committing adulterous degeneracy. You also did not punch the cunt, so I am just doubly - nay, trebly - disappointed in you.
DEATH to HAMS!
DEATH to DEGENERACY!
[–] Sandow [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
But... filthy is fun...
[–] antiplebbitor 3 points -3 points 0 points (+0|-3) ago
I'm not going to give you some morality rant as per my usual wont, mostly because it wouldn't have any effect upon you...
but in all seriousness, though: don't hang around hams, and hams cannot molest you.
This is pretty basic stuff. Did you deserve it? Hell no. That ham should have been escorted out the door, at a minimum.
But, again, if you weren't there, the opportunity would not have been there. Very basic shit.
And if you're going to be a goddamnable degenerate, at least do it with fitlords and fitladies.
Problem solved: QED.