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[–] vordster 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Great read, the ninja sofa mumumonster!

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[–] l23r 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Please tell me there was some equivalent to a Dungeon Master/Mistress who made them leave immediately.

You totally know if that had happened to them, assuming the person wasn't some 6 foot something Mr. Muscles, they'd be pulling the rape card.

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[–] TRlGGERED 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

trunks

trapdoor spider

Found the Aussie.

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[–] ShitArchon ago 

TIL swingers used to have standards and not be a bunch of old fatties. How many years ago was this? Do such things exist today?

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[–] veganesthie 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This story went downhill so fast :(

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[–] NoviceApproach 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

When my wife pushed me backward, she accidentally plopped me up against this mountain of lard that had been hiding in the candlelight like a lonely trapdoor spider.

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