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[–] ShitArchon ago
TIL swingers used to have standards and not be a bunch of old fatties. How many years ago was this? Do such things exist today?
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[–] NoviceApproach 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
When my wife pushed me backward, she accidentally plopped me up against this mountain of lard that had been hiding in the candlelight like a lonely trapdoor spider.
[–] vordster 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Great read, the ninja sofa mumumonster!